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Mohamed
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Nov 7, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Victor Malima
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Nov 7, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Mustafa
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Nov 6, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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David Chacha
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Nov 6, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Sarah Mbise
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Nov 5, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Joyce Aoko
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Nov 4, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Binti
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Nov 3, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Neema
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Nov 3, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Kevin Maina
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Oct 30, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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John Lissu
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Oct 29, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Nassor
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Oct 28, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Stephen Mushi
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Oct 10, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mwalimu
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Oct 10, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Charles Wafula
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Oct 2, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Janet Mbithe
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Oct 2, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Carol Nyakio
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Sep 29, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Joseph Njoroge
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Sep 29, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Anthony Kariuki
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Sep 27, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Sep 27, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Tabu
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Sep 26, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Hassan
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Sep 21, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Shamim
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Sep 15, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Lydia Wanyama
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Sep 14, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Sultan
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Sep 12, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Moses Mwita
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Sep 11, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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George Ndungu
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Aug 29, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Saidi
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Aug 22, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Ruth Mtangi
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Aug 22, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Kijakazi
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Aug 16, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Mwakisu
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Aug 8, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Samson Mahiga
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Jul 18, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Maimuna
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Jul 17, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Shani
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Jun 29, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Jun 23, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Biashara
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Jun 21, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Sarah Karani
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Jun 16, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Kenneth Murithi
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Jun 14, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Rashid
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Jun 8, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Yusuf
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May 30, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Arifa
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May 26, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Margaret Mahiga
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May 19, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Ruth Mtangi
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May 6, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Lydia Wanyama
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May 6, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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James Mduma
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Apr 30, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Jabir
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Apr 27, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Samson Mahiga
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Apr 22, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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David Nyerere
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Apr 16, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mwanaidha
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Apr 6, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Mar 27, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mjaka
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Mar 4, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Chris Okello
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Feb 22, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Violet Mumo
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Feb 20, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Mary Njeri
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Feb 19, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Kenneth Murithi
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Feb 16, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Fadhili
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Feb 11, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Lydia Mahiga
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Feb 5, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
