Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 21, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 4, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 24, 2018

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 24, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 18, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 16, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 15, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 11, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 11, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 3, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 2, 2018

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Nasra (Guest) on October 25, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Shabani (Guest) on October 22, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 15, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 12, 2018

🤣 Pure genius!

Shamim (Guest) on October 6, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Yusuf (Guest) on October 1, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Husna (Guest) on September 27, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 23, 2018

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Ahmed (Guest) on September 17, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 13, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Hashim (Guest) on September 10, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 1, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on August 31, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Shabani (Guest) on August 21, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 15, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 14, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 4, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Shani (Guest) on August 1, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Yusuf (Guest) on July 28, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Kahina (Guest) on July 23, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 22, 2018

😂 Sharing right away!

Masika (Guest) on July 21, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 16, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Zakaria (Guest) on July 11, 2018

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Binti (Guest) on June 30, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Yahya (Guest) on June 30, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 30, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 16, 2018

😄 Too good!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 11, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 1, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Asha (Guest) on May 28, 2018

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

George Tenga (Guest) on May 27, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mohamed (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 11, 2018

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 6, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Josephine (Guest) on April 30, 2018

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Masika (Guest) on April 27, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Selemani (Guest) on April 23, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 14, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 31, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Khadija (Guest) on March 31, 2018

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 25, 2018

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

John Lissu (Guest) on March 24, 2018

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 24, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Husna (Guest) on March 16, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 14, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Shamsa (Guest) on March 4, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 3, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!