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Philip Nyaga
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Dec 23, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Makame
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 28, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Biashara
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 20, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Abubakari
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Omari
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Omar
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Ndoto
Guest
May 30, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 25, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Bakari
Guest
May 19, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 16, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 11, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Amani
Guest
May 9, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 5, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 3, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Tambwe
Guest
May 1, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
