Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends?

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 13, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 6, 2024

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 3, 2024

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 30, 2024

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Zainab (Guest) on August 15, 2024

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Yusuf (Guest) on August 2, 2024

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 15, 2024

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 23, 2024

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Juma (Guest) on June 19, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Yahya (Guest) on June 19, 2024

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 12, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 9, 2024

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

John Lissu (Guest) on June 8, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

George Mallya (Guest) on June 8, 2024

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 27, 2024

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Sekela (Guest) on May 26, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mchuma (Guest) on May 14, 2024

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Binti (Guest) on May 10, 2024

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Husna (Guest) on May 9, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Hashim (Guest) on May 7, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 5, 2024

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 4, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 15, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 13, 2024

😃 Instant mood boost!

Zawadi (Guest) on April 12, 2024

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 30, 2024

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Chum (Guest) on March 24, 2024

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 23, 2024

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Omar (Guest) on March 18, 2024

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 25, 2024

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 17, 2024

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 13, 2024

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 12, 2024

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Mwakisu (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 4, 2024

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Kheri (Guest) on January 28, 2024

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Binti (Guest) on January 27, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 25, 2024

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 14, 2024

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Hekima (Guest) on January 13, 2024

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 11, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 4, 2024

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 1, 2024

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

George Tenga (Guest) on December 30, 2023

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 24, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Salima (Guest) on December 23, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Nchi (Guest) on December 12, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 5, 2023

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 5, 2023

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 27, 2023

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Rahim (Guest) on November 22, 2023

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 13, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 7, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Ndoto (Guest) on October 24, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 24, 2023

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Yusuf (Guest) on October 12, 2023

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Amina (Guest) on October 6, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 5, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Zainab (Guest) on October 3, 2023

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼