Why did the dog keep tripping?

John Lissu (Guest) on November 15, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Muslima (Guest) on November 12, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 3, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

John Lissu (Guest) on October 31, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

John Lissu (Guest) on October 21, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 19, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Rashid (Guest) on October 17, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

David Nyerere (Guest) on October 17, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Majid (Guest) on October 17, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Tambwe (Guest) on October 16, 2018

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Mjaka (Guest) on October 14, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 9, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 3, 2018

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 1, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Daudi (Guest) on September 29, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 11, 2018

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on September 5, 2018

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 2, 2018

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 22, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Zubeida (Guest) on August 21, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 19, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Kheri (Guest) on August 13, 2018

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

John Lissu (Guest) on August 5, 2018

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Majid (Guest) on August 3, 2018

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 26, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 26, 2018

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Sekela (Guest) on July 20, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 17, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 15, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 2, 2018

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 30, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 29, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 21, 2018

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 16, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 14, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 9, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 5, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Nahida (Guest) on April 25, 2018

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Mgeni (Guest) on April 25, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 24, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Yahya (Guest) on April 22, 2018

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Rukia (Guest) on April 20, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

George Tenga (Guest) on April 14, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

John Malisa (Guest) on April 3, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Daudi (Guest) on March 24, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 16, 2018

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 14, 2018

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 9, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Bahati (Guest) on March 4, 2018

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Shamim (Guest) on February 20, 2018

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

George Tenga (Guest) on February 17, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 17, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 8, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 22, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 20, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 15, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Ali (Guest) on January 14, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 12, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 11, 2018

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏