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Abdullah
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Nov 20, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Issa
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Sep 14, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Amani
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 31, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 23, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Juma
Guest
May 23, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 16, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Saidi
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
