Short Answer: Because they're both totally off the mark! 🤪
Explanation: The statement "1+1=3" is mathematically incorrect just like your left foot trying to be your right foot. They both veer away from the expected and conventional norms, causing hilarity in their own unique ways. So, while your left foot may not be able to fit into a right shoe, the equation 1+1 will never equal 3, no matter how hard we try to convince ourselves otherwise. Let's embrace the joyful absurdity! 🙃
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 30, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Raha (Guest) on January 18, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Selemani (Guest) on January 12, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 3, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
Zulekha (Guest) on January 3, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Rukia (Guest) on December 31, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Fadhili (Guest) on December 28, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 28, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Shukuru (Guest) on December 22, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Binti (Guest) on December 20, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Maneno (Guest) on December 18, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Chum (Guest) on December 16, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 7, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 18, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 25, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 23, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 19, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 14, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 8, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Binti (Guest) on September 15, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 10, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 8, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 15, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 5, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 4, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Omar (Guest) on July 24, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 8, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 7, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Jamal (Guest) on June 26, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Abubakari (Guest) on June 14, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 12, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Maida (Guest) on June 7, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 5, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Yusuf (Guest) on May 27, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
John Mushi (Guest) on May 24, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Athumani (Guest) on May 20, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 12, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 27, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 25, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Halimah (Guest) on April 23, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 21, 2018
🤣 Sending this now!
Juma (Guest) on April 20, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 16, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Nuru (Guest) on April 11, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Khalifa (Guest) on April 6, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Abdullah (Guest) on April 3, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Samuel Were (Guest) on March 28, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 24, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 23, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 14, 2018
😄 What a joke!
Zakaria (Guest) on March 7, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Athumani (Guest) on March 5, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 4, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 25, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Bahati (Guest) on February 9, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 7, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 24, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 21, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 17, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️