Why was the turkey arrested?

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 21, 2019

🤣 Sending this now!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 18, 2019

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 11, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 2, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 27, 2018

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 25, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 19, 2018

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Issa (Guest) on December 14, 2018

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 13, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 12, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 10, 2018

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 2, 2018

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Rukia (Guest) on November 30, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Nasra (Guest) on November 28, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 21, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Issa (Guest) on November 21, 2018

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Maida (Guest) on November 18, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Maulid (Guest) on November 17, 2018

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 15, 2018

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Leila (Guest) on November 13, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 23, 2018

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 22, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 21, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 19, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Umi (Guest) on October 15, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 25, 2018

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 17, 2018

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 9, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 3, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 31, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Safiya (Guest) on August 21, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Sumaya (Guest) on August 18, 2018

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 8, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 4, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Fadhili (Guest) on August 2, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 17, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 13, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 4, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 2, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Selemani (Guest) on June 25, 2018

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Shamim (Guest) on June 15, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 12, 2018

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 6, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Zubeida (Guest) on May 30, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Nassar (Guest) on May 18, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Hamida (Guest) on May 16, 2018

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 14, 2018

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 4, 2018

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 2, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 1, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Nashon (Guest) on April 29, 2018

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 28, 2018

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 10, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 4, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 29, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 22, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 21, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 16, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 14, 2018

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 10, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!