Short Answer: Because it was suspected of fowl play! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: The turkey was arrested because it was involved in some mischief or mischievous activity, which is known as "fowl play" (a pun on "foul play" and the fact that turkeys are a type of fowl). The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful and humorous touch to the answer.
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Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 18, 2019
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Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 27, 2018
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Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 25, 2018
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Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 19, 2018
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Issa (Guest) on December 14, 2018
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Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 13, 2018
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Mwajuma (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 10, 2018
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Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 2, 2018
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Rukia (Guest) on November 30, 2018
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Nasra (Guest) on November 28, 2018
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Frank Macha (Guest) on November 21, 2018
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Issa (Guest) on November 21, 2018
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Maida (Guest) on November 18, 2018
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Maulid (Guest) on November 17, 2018
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Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 15, 2018
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Leila (Guest) on November 13, 2018
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Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 23, 2018
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Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 22, 2018
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Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 21, 2018
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Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 19, 2018
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Umi (Guest) on October 15, 2018
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Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 25, 2018
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Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 17, 2018
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 9, 2018
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Fadhili (Guest) on August 2, 2018
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Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 17, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 13, 2018
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David Kawawa (Guest) on July 4, 2018
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Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 2, 2018
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Selemani (Guest) on June 25, 2018
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Shamim (Guest) on June 15, 2018
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Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 12, 2018
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Mwalimu (Guest) on June 6, 2018
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Zubeida (Guest) on May 30, 2018
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Nassar (Guest) on May 18, 2018
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Hamida (Guest) on May 16, 2018
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Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 4, 2018
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Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 2, 2018
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Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 28, 2018
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Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 10, 2018
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Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 10, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is too good!