Shamsa (Guest) on August 30, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Sekela (Guest) on August 26, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Kiza (Guest) on August 26, 2017

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 24, 2017

😂 I’m dying!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 18, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Nashon (Guest) on August 17, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 16, 2017

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Maulid (Guest) on August 10, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 6, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 30, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

James Mduma (Guest) on July 29, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Biashara (Guest) on July 14, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 13, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 11, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Nuru (Guest) on June 25, 2017

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 24, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 8, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

John Kamande (Guest) on June 6, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Josephine (Guest) on May 29, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 21, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Hassan (Guest) on May 18, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 16, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 9, 2017

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 5, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Zubeida (Guest) on May 3, 2017

😁 This just made my day!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 29, 2017

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 28, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 24, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 14, 2017

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Sarafina (Guest) on April 13, 2017

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Latifa (Guest) on April 3, 2017

😂 This is too funny!

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 2, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 28, 2017

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Josephine (Guest) on March 27, 2017

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 17, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Halimah (Guest) on March 11, 2017

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 7, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Salima (Guest) on March 1, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 28, 2017

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 23, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Nasra (Guest) on February 14, 2017

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Rashid (Guest) on February 8, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 8, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Ahmed (Guest) on February 1, 2017

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 27, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 27, 2017

😄 Too good!

Faiza (Guest) on January 20, 2017

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Salima (Guest) on January 20, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 7, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 6, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 25, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 17, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 16, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 13, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 13, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 24, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 19, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 19, 2016

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 8, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨