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Anthony Kariuki
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Sep 23, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Nyota
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Sep 21, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Sep 19, 2024
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Victor Sokoine
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Sep 8, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Nashon
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Sep 8, 2024
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Kijakazi
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Aug 30, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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David Ochieng
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Aug 14, 2024
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Grace Njuguna
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Aug 9, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mgeni
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Aug 6, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Stephen Kikwete
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Jul 25, 2024
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Sarah Karani
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Jul 18, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Mwanajuma
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Jul 8, 2024
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Peter Mugendi
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Jul 3, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Asha
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Jun 24, 2024
😅 I needed that!
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Chiku
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Jun 21, 2024
😁 This is gold!
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Nancy Akumu
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Jun 7, 2024
😄 Nailed it!
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Mohamed
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May 30, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
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Makame
Guest
May 30, 2024
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 26, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 22, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 19, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Fatuma
Guest
May 19, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 17, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Baridi
Guest
May 1, 2024
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Jamal
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Apr 6, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Alice Jebet
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Mar 20, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Mar 10, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Janet Mwikali
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Feb 23, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Mhina
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Feb 3, 2024
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Zuhura
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Feb 2, 2024
😆 Saving this one!
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Monica Nyalandu
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Jan 22, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Hawa
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Jan 21, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Daudi
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Ruth Kibona
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Dec 22, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Sarafina
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Dec 20, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Edwin Ndambuki
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Dec 20, 2023
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Jaffar
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Dec 7, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Francis Mtangi
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Nov 21, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Ramadhan
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Masika
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mwanaisha
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Oct 31, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
