Maida (Guest) on November 24, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Kazija (Guest) on November 16, 2017

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Sharifa (Guest) on November 15, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 9, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Nchi (Guest) on October 28, 2017

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 23, 2017

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 17, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Umi (Guest) on October 13, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 12, 2017

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 8, 2017

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 1, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 27, 2017

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 23, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 22, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Khamis (Guest) on September 12, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Zakia (Guest) on September 7, 2017

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Mhina (Guest) on September 7, 2017

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 30, 2017

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 23, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 13, 2017

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Majid (Guest) on August 13, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Khadija (Guest) on August 9, 2017

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 3, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

George Tenga (Guest) on July 29, 2017

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 27, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 26, 2017

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 26, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Salum (Guest) on July 16, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Umi (Guest) on July 16, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 10, 2017

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Abubakar (Guest) on June 30, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 27, 2017

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 27, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Mohamed (Guest) on June 23, 2017

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 21, 2017

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Mazrui (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 11, 2017

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Farida (Guest) on June 1, 2017

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 30, 2017

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 27, 2017

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 26, 2017

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Daudi (Guest) on May 16, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Zainab (Guest) on May 13, 2017

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on May 12, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 10, 2017

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 9, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 25, 2017

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 22, 2017

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Binti (Guest) on April 10, 2017

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Issa (Guest) on April 9, 2017

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 4, 2017

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 20, 2017

🤣 This joke is too good!

Kheri (Guest) on March 11, 2017

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Abdullah (Guest) on March 6, 2017

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 26, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 23, 2017

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Chiku (Guest) on February 21, 2017

😂 I’m dying!

Kheri (Guest) on February 17, 2017

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Shabani (Guest) on February 12, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 9, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️