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Christopher Oloo
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Oct 7, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
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Shamim
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Husna
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Shani
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Hassan
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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David Chacha
Guest
May 28, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Faiza
Guest
May 27, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 26, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Fadhila
Guest
May 11, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Issa
Guest
May 11, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Shani
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Amina
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
😄 Too good!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
