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Joseph Kiwanga
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Sep 10, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 2, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 2, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 29, 2024
😆 Saving this one!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 13, 2024
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 7, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Aziza
Guest
May 7, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Husna
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Halima
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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James Kawawa
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Salma
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Hawa
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Maida
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Raha
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Azima
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mchawi
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
