Q: What makes a skeleton laugh? A: ๐๐ฆด A tickle in its funny bone!
Explanation: Skeletons don't have muscles or nerves, so they can't physically laugh. But just like humans, if they had a funny bone, a tickle on it would make them burst into laughter. Even though it's a funny riddle, it's a reminder that skeletons are always ready to find humor in the most bone-tickling situations! ๐๐ค
Maulid (Guest) on April 1, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 28, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 16, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Fadhili (Guest) on March 13, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 21, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Chiku (Guest) on February 20, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 15, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 12, 2018
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 8, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 4, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on February 3, 2018
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Maida (Guest) on December 28, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 28, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 16, 2017
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 16, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 13, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Salum (Guest) on December 11, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 6, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 30, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
John Kamande (Guest) on November 29, 2017
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
John Mushi (Guest) on November 28, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Shamsa (Guest) on November 20, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 9, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 2, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 27, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 23, 2017
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 19, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Hassan (Guest) on October 15, 2017
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 9, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 8, 2017
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 7, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 6, 2017
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 26, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Mhina (Guest) on September 17, 2017
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Hekima (Guest) on September 12, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 7, 2017
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Husna (Guest) on August 22, 2017
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Rabia (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Habiba (Guest) on August 16, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Selemani (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Bahati (Guest) on July 24, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Fadhili (Guest) on July 21, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 21, 2017
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 19, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 17, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Nahida (Guest) on July 15, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 30, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Hawa (Guest) on June 26, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Shukuru (Guest) on June 16, 2017
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 1, 2017
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Halima (Guest) on May 31, 2017
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 24, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Hekima (Guest) on May 14, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Selemani (Guest) on May 9, 2017
๐ This one really got me!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 9, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 4, 2017
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!