What makes a skeleton laugh?

Maulid (Guest) on April 1, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 28, 2018

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 16, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 16, 2018

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Fadhili (Guest) on March 13, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 21, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Chiku (Guest) on February 20, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 15, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 12, 2018

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 8, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 4, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Fadhili (Guest) on February 3, 2018

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 7, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Maida (Guest) on December 28, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 28, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 16, 2017

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 16, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 13, 2017

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Salum (Guest) on December 11, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 6, 2017

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 30, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

John Kamande (Guest) on November 29, 2017

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

John Mushi (Guest) on November 28, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Shamsa (Guest) on November 20, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 9, 2017

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 2, 2017

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 27, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 23, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 19, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Hassan (Guest) on October 15, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 9, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 8, 2017

🤣 Sending this now!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 7, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 6, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 26, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Mhina (Guest) on September 17, 2017

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Hekima (Guest) on September 12, 2017

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 7, 2017

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Husna (Guest) on August 22, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Rabia (Guest) on August 16, 2017

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Habiba (Guest) on August 16, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Selemani (Guest) on August 4, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Bahati (Guest) on July 24, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Fadhili (Guest) on July 21, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 21, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 19, 2017

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 17, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Nahida (Guest) on July 15, 2017

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 30, 2017

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Hawa (Guest) on June 26, 2017

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 21, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Shukuru (Guest) on June 16, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 1, 2017

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Halima (Guest) on May 31, 2017

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 24, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Hekima (Guest) on May 14, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 12, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Selemani (Guest) on May 9, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 9, 2017

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 4, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!