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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Kheri
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Halima
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Rahma
Guest
May 21, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Sofia
Guest
May 21, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Kazija
Guest
May 17, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Neema
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Wande
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 2, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Omar
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
