A ghost's favorite dessert is... "Boo-berry pie!" 👻🥧
Explanation: Ghosts are often associated with mysterious and spooky things, so their favorite dessert would naturally have a playful and ghostly twist to it. "Boo-berry pie" sounds like "blueberry pie" but with a mischievous ghostly twist, making it a hilarious choice for their favorite dessert. The use of the ghost emoji adds an extra touch of whimsy and humor to the answer.
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 20, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Ndoto (Guest) on December 17, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Kheri (Guest) on December 15, 2017
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 29, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 1, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 24, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 20, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Halima (Guest) on October 14, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 9, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 29, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Omar (Guest) on September 6, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Fadhili (Guest) on September 2, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 30, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Rehema (Guest) on August 19, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Mwanais (Guest) on August 18, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Rukia (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 11, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 11, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 6, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 2, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Faiza (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 12, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 12, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
George Mallya (Guest) on June 12, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 9, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 7, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Umi (Guest) on June 6, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Yahya (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Zubeida (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 1, 2017
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Rahma (Guest) on May 21, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Sofia (Guest) on May 21, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Kazija (Guest) on May 17, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Sekela (Guest) on April 30, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Neema (Guest) on April 29, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 7, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 3, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Samuel Were (Guest) on March 24, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
David Chacha (Guest) on March 19, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 16, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Chris Okello (Guest) on March 11, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Wande (Guest) on March 8, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 5, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Mwanais (Guest) on February 16, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 6, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Ali (Guest) on February 4, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 3, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Mwanais (Guest) on February 2, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 28, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Shamsa (Guest) on January 22, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 20, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 30, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 26, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 15, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Ibrahim (Guest) on December 1, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 27, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Omar (Guest) on November 13, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰