What has two legs but can’t walk?

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 9, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Issa (Guest) on January 7, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 26, 2017

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 17, 2017

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 17, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 14, 2017

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Amani (Guest) on December 13, 2017

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Baridi (Guest) on December 8, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 5, 2017

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 4, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Khatib (Guest) on November 27, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Sofia (Guest) on November 23, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Nchi (Guest) on November 20, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Sumaya (Guest) on November 3, 2017

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 19, 2017

😄 Too good!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 12, 2017

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 29, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 18, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Abubakari (Guest) on September 16, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 15, 2017

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Nashon (Guest) on September 10, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Umi (Guest) on August 9, 2017

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Nchi (Guest) on August 6, 2017

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Zuhura (Guest) on July 20, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 20, 2017

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 12, 2017

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 7, 2017

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Chum (Guest) on July 5, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Zakaria (Guest) on July 4, 2017

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Abubakari (Guest) on July 4, 2017

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2017

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

James Mduma (Guest) on July 4, 2017

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Mjaka (Guest) on July 3, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 1, 2017

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 27, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 23, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 22, 2017

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Furaha (Guest) on June 21, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Zakia (Guest) on June 17, 2017

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Yahya (Guest) on June 16, 2017

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 12, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 11, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 4, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 3, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 2, 2017

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Masika (Guest) on June 2, 2017

😂 So funny!

Wande (Guest) on May 26, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Rukia (Guest) on May 25, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 23, 2017

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

James Malima (Guest) on May 22, 2017

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

George Mallya (Guest) on May 12, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Farida (Guest) on May 9, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Issa (Guest) on May 8, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 1, 2017

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 25, 2017

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Abdillah (Guest) on April 21, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Mjaka (Guest) on April 17, 2017

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 15, 2017

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 9, 2017

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼