Why was six afraid of seven?

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 1, 2024

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 1, 2024

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Amina (Guest) on August 30, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 28, 2024

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 27, 2024

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 16, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Zubeida (Guest) on August 13, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 9, 2024

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Hekima (Guest) on July 29, 2024

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 28, 2024

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 25, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 23, 2024

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 18, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 5, 2024

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 5, 2024

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 2, 2024

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 30, 2024

😂 This joke just made my day!

Farida (Guest) on June 26, 2024

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Nashon (Guest) on June 23, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

George Tenga (Guest) on June 18, 2024

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 17, 2024

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Habiba (Guest) on June 14, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 2, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 25, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 25, 2024

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 23, 2024

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Halima (Guest) on May 23, 2024

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Warda (Guest) on May 22, 2024

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 15, 2024

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 12, 2024

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 10, 2024

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Tambwe (Guest) on April 29, 2024

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 26, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 23, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 14, 2024

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Zakia (Guest) on March 31, 2024

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Zakaria (Guest) on March 27, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 26, 2024

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Yusra (Guest) on March 21, 2024

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 18, 2024

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Chum (Guest) on March 15, 2024

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 7, 2024

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Mchawi (Guest) on February 27, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 18, 2024

😁 Added to my favorites!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 17, 2024

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 13, 2024

🤣 Pure genius!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 11, 2024

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 6, 2024

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 30, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 19, 2024

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Sumaya (Guest) on January 13, 2024

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 11, 2024

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 8, 2024

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Jaffar (Guest) on January 7, 2024

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Saidi (Guest) on January 6, 2024

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Fikiri (Guest) on December 14, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Jafari (Guest) on December 6, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 27, 2023

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 22, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥