The smartest insect around is the 🐜 Smarty Pants! 🎩🤓
Explanation: The answer to this question is a play on words, using the term "smarty pants" which is often used to describe someone who is extremely intelligent or clever. By attributing this to a tiny ant, it creates a funny image of an insect wearing a pair of pants and being exceptionally smart. The use of emojis adds to the light-hearted and cheerful tone of the response.
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 14, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 11, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Mchuma (Guest) on November 11, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 24, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 16, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Nyota (Guest) on October 10, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Selemani (Guest) on October 6, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 1, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 30, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 26, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Maulid (Guest) on September 26, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Habiba (Guest) on September 15, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Jamila (Guest) on September 12, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Halimah (Guest) on September 8, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 7, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Khadija (Guest) on August 29, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Muslima (Guest) on August 22, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Wande (Guest) on August 8, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Umi (Guest) on August 2, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 28, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Issa (Guest) on July 24, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 23, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Warda (Guest) on July 17, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 13, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Tabu (Guest) on July 13, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Jabir (Guest) on July 11, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 9, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Majid (Guest) on July 5, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 17, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 12, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Furaha (Guest) on June 6, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 29, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Jaffar (Guest) on May 27, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 26, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 17, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 15, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Hassan (Guest) on May 14, 2017
😄 What a joke!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 4, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 30, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 22, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Hassan (Guest) on April 19, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 16, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Yahya (Guest) on April 11, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Masika (Guest) on April 6, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Chiku (Guest) on April 4, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Salima (Guest) on March 27, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 20, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 20, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 18, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Athumani (Guest) on March 16, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Sarafina (Guest) on March 2, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
George Tenga (Guest) on February 22, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Athumani (Guest) on February 20, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 30, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 30, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 29, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Nahida (Guest) on January 28, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 23, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆