Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?

Fadhili (Guest) on February 3, 2018

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 31, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 30, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Mohamed (Guest) on January 24, 2018

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Sultan (Guest) on January 20, 2018

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 13, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 9, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 7, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 2, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 24, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Furaha (Guest) on December 17, 2017

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 16, 2017

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 15, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 5, 2017

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 3, 2017

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 21, 2017

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 18, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 14, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Zulekha (Guest) on November 11, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 4, 2017

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 3, 2017

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 26, 2017

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Fikiri (Guest) on October 24, 2017

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 21, 2017

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 20, 2017

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 17, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 12, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 10, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 8, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Binti (Guest) on October 8, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 1, 2017

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 22, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Azima (Guest) on September 16, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 12, 2017

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 8, 2017

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 2, 2017

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 28, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Rashid (Guest) on August 28, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mgeni (Guest) on August 12, 2017

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 4, 2017

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 3, 2017

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 30, 2017

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 28, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mchuma (Guest) on July 16, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 28, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 22, 2017

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 15, 2017

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Fadhili (Guest) on June 10, 2017

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 8, 2017

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 5, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 10, 2017

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 8, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 27, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 22, 2017

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 14, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 11, 2017

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Nassor (Guest) on April 9, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mwinyi (Guest) on March 27, 2017

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪