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Stephen Kangethe
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Sep 2, 2017
😄 Too good!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 30, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 25, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 10, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 8, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 4, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Juma
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Salma
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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David Sokoine
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Makame
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Khamis
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
