Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 18, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Yusuf (Guest) on January 16, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Nahida (Guest) on January 10, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 10, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 2, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 1, 2018

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 31, 2017

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 29, 2017

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 2, 2017

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Baridi (Guest) on November 30, 2017

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Tambwe (Guest) on November 22, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 17, 2017

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 14, 2017

😆 Saving this one!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 13, 2017

🤣 This one got me good!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 11, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Abubakar (Guest) on November 8, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 8, 2017

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Masika (Guest) on October 30, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 5, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 3, 2017

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Jamal (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 27, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Chiku (Guest) on September 26, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Hekima (Guest) on September 17, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Muslima (Guest) on September 10, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Neema (Guest) on September 3, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Ali (Guest) on September 2, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 30, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 26, 2017

😂 Sharing right away!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 24, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Baridi (Guest) on August 20, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

Maneno (Guest) on August 9, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 21, 2017

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Rehema (Guest) on July 8, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 2, 2017

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Shamsa (Guest) on June 27, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Nassar (Guest) on June 26, 2017

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

John Mushi (Guest) on June 23, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 19, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Abubakar (Guest) on June 14, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Abubakar (Guest) on May 31, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 31, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 20, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2017

😅 I needed that!

Abdullah (Guest) on May 13, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 12, 2017

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Rabia (Guest) on April 28, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 27, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on April 22, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 20, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Athumani (Guest) on April 18, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Jamal (Guest) on April 18, 2017

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 9, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 8, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 7, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 6, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 27, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Mohamed (Guest) on March 22, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 3, 2017

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Fadhili (Guest) on February 28, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯