Why can’t the elephant use the computer?

Ali (Guest) on May 9, 2018

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 5, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 1, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 30, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 15, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 8, 2018

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Azima (Guest) on April 3, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Azima (Guest) on March 1, 2018

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 28, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Azima (Guest) on February 24, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 16, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Jabir (Guest) on February 9, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Khadija (Guest) on February 2, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Amani (Guest) on February 1, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 29, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Kazija (Guest) on January 27, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 24, 2018

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 23, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Rashid (Guest) on January 6, 2018

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Sofia (Guest) on January 3, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Zakia (Guest) on December 30, 2017

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Hashim (Guest) on December 27, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Shani (Guest) on December 24, 2017

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Hamida (Guest) on December 22, 2017

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 16, 2017

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

David Chacha (Guest) on November 15, 2017

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 13, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 10, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 3, 2017

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 31, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 29, 2017

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 26, 2017

😆 Totally hilarious!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 17, 2017

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Shamim (Guest) on October 16, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on October 16, 2017

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Jafari (Guest) on October 13, 2017

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 11, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Nasra (Guest) on October 11, 2017

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 7, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 3, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Rahim (Guest) on September 25, 2017

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 24, 2017

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 23, 2017

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 6, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Yusuf (Guest) on September 3, 2017

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 18, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 13, 2017

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 12, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 11, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Jabir (Guest) on August 9, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Wande (Guest) on August 5, 2017

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

James Kimani (Guest) on August 3, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mohamed (Guest) on June 28, 2017

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 10, 2017

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 4, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 22, 2017

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Issa (Guest) on May 21, 2017

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 20, 2017

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Rukia (Guest) on May 17, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

John Malisa (Guest) on May 12, 2017

😄 You got me!