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Hellen Nduta
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Sep 22, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Asha
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Amina
Guest
May 30, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 27, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 26, 2024
😄 Too good!
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Rukia
Guest
May 25, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 24, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 19, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 15, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Azima
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Shani
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Hawa
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Husna
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Nuru
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Husna
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mhina
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Salum
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
