Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 9, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 4, 2018

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 3, 2018

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 1, 2018

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 25, 2018

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Nashon (Guest) on January 24, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 16, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 6, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 5, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 1, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 27, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 16, 2017

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Mwanais (Guest) on December 16, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Yusuf (Guest) on December 7, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Bakari (Guest) on November 23, 2017

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 20, 2017

😂 So funny!

Samuel Were (Guest) on November 8, 2017

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 24, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Mhina (Guest) on October 19, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 19, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Hawa (Guest) on October 4, 2017

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Mchuma (Guest) on October 1, 2017

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 23, 2017

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Nashon (Guest) on September 23, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 18, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 14, 2017

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 23, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 20, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 20, 2017

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Zawadi (Guest) on July 16, 2017

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Shukuru (Guest) on July 13, 2017

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 11, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 3, 2017

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Kheri (Guest) on June 29, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Jamal (Guest) on June 21, 2017

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 10, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 8, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

James Malima (Guest) on May 31, 2017

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 29, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Arifa (Guest) on May 25, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Maida (Guest) on May 21, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Nuru (Guest) on May 16, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 15, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 9, 2017

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 2, 2017

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Nyota (Guest) on May 1, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Nasra (Guest) on April 26, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Baridi (Guest) on April 26, 2017

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Sofia (Guest) on March 23, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Josephine (Guest) on March 21, 2017

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 18, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Safiya (Guest) on March 16, 2017

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

John Lissu (Guest) on March 7, 2017

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 26, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Shukuru (Guest) on February 21, 2017

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Biashara (Guest) on February 18, 2017

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 13, 2017

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Arifa (Guest) on February 2, 2017

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 23, 2017

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 18, 2017

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️