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Janet Mbithe
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Mar 9, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Yusuf
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
😂 So funny!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Mhina
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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James Malima
Guest
May 31, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 29, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
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Arifa
Guest
May 25, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Maida
Guest
May 21, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Nuru
Guest
May 16, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 15, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 9, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 2, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Nyota
Guest
May 1, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Nasra
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 2, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
