Why don’t animals eat clowns?

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 29, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 29, 2017

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 19, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 19, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 16, 2017

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Fadhili (Guest) on December 13, 2017

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 10, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 21, 2017

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 21, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 11, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Abubakar (Guest) on November 10, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Fadhili (Guest) on November 7, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 25, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Husna (Guest) on October 25, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Zakaria (Guest) on October 23, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 19, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Bakari (Guest) on October 19, 2017

😁 This made my day!

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 2, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 28, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Rukia (Guest) on September 26, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 23, 2017

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Aziza (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 22, 2017

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 14, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Jamila (Guest) on September 9, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mgeni (Guest) on August 30, 2017

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 28, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 25, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Zuhura (Guest) on August 24, 2017

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 12, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 27, 2017

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 19, 2017

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Tambwe (Guest) on July 13, 2017

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Josephine (Guest) on July 4, 2017

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Juma (Guest) on June 22, 2017

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Faiza (Guest) on June 11, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Kahina (Guest) on June 9, 2017

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

James Kawawa (Guest) on June 1, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Zulekha (Guest) on May 30, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Mchuma (Guest) on May 29, 2017

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Faiza (Guest) on May 18, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 13, 2017

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Asha (Guest) on May 13, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 12, 2017

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Juma (Guest) on May 1, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Baraka (Guest) on April 27, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 8, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 6, 2017

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2017

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 1, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 26, 2017

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 23, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 16, 2017

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Hawa (Guest) on March 3, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 1, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Ndoto (Guest) on February 27, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 26, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Mazrui (Guest) on February 20, 2017

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 19, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 11, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!