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Victor Kamau
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Sep 16, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Charles Mboje
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Sep 16, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Andrew Mchome
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Sep 1, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Aug 15, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Rukia
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Jul 27, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
🤣 This one got me good!
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Mjaka
Guest
May 27, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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David Kawawa
Guest
May 5, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Issack
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Maida
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Maulid
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Daudi
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Farida
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 6, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 29, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Issack
Guest
Aug 27, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 22, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 16, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
