Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Mchawi (Guest) on January 1, 2018

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 28, 2017

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mgeni (Guest) on December 27, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Maneno (Guest) on December 25, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 23, 2017

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 19, 2017

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 14, 2017

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 13, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 8, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 3, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

Zawadi (Guest) on December 2, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 30, 2017

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 18, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Asha (Guest) on November 11, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Nassar (Guest) on November 1, 2017

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Mariam (Guest) on October 20, 2017

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

George Tenga (Guest) on October 19, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 19, 2017

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 11, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Shabani (Guest) on October 5, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 28, 2017

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 23, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mustafa (Guest) on September 18, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 17, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 16, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 14, 2017

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 14, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 14, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 23, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Fadhili (Guest) on August 21, 2017

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Aziza (Guest) on August 16, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 14, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

John Mushi (Guest) on August 14, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 13, 2017

😆 That punchline!

Zubeida (Guest) on August 12, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 5, 2017

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 22, 2017

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mashaka (Guest) on July 5, 2017

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 21, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 16, 2017

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 15, 2017

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 13, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 12, 2017

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 9, 2017

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Farida (Guest) on May 13, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 12, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 11, 2017

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Bakari (Guest) on May 6, 2017

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 5, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Bahati (Guest) on May 2, 2017

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 27, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Sultan (Guest) on April 26, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Mazrui (Guest) on March 30, 2017

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 24, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 20, 2017

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 18, 2017

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Makame (Guest) on March 16, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Hashim (Guest) on March 7, 2017

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on March 4, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Kiza (Guest) on March 4, 2017

😅 I’m still cracking up!