Why was the clown crying?

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 26, 2018

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Rahim (Guest) on February 25, 2018

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 18, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 18, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 28, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 27, 2018

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Amani (Guest) on January 24, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 15, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

David Chacha (Guest) on January 12, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 7, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 4, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 3, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 30, 2017

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Hamida (Guest) on December 29, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Abubakari (Guest) on December 29, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 24, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 23, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Fatuma (Guest) on December 20, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Abubakari (Guest) on December 16, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Chiku (Guest) on December 14, 2017

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 6, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 3, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Fadhili (Guest) on November 23, 2017

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 22, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 18, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 31, 2017

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 31, 2017

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 15, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 12, 2017

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 9, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 5, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 5, 2017

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 5, 2017

😅 I needed that!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 4, 2017

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 2, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 20, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Hashim (Guest) on September 19, 2017

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Jamal (Guest) on September 16, 2017

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 10, 2017

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Hawa (Guest) on August 13, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Umi (Guest) on August 12, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 11, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 10, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 10, 2017

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 3, 2017

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Rehema (Guest) on July 29, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Kassim (Guest) on July 26, 2017

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 23, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Nassor (Guest) on July 23, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Omari (Guest) on July 16, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 21, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Kassim (Guest) on June 20, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 19, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 28, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 27, 2017

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 22, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 15, 2017

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Hashim (Guest) on May 15, 2017

😄 You got me good!

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 15, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 5, 2017

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️