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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Mjaka
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Nasra
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Amir
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 26, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Hashim
Guest
May 24, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 11, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Furaha
Guest
May 4, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Chiku
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Amir
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Mjaka
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
