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James Kawawa
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Jan 23, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Shani
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Amir
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Salma
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Azima
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Bahati
Guest
May 28, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Tabu
Guest
May 20, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Sekela
Guest
May 15, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
