Get Your Giggle On: 10 Jokes to Brighten Any Moment
Life can sometimes feel like a never-ending series of serious moments, but don't fret! Laughter is the best medicine, they say, and it's time to unleash your inner comedian. Whether you're feeling blue or just need a quick pick-me-up, these ten jokes are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and turn any frown upside down. So, buckle up and prepare for a wild ride of hilarity!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Plus, they're always a little too "bonely."
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What did the grape say to the elephant? "Nothing," because grapes can't talk! But the elephant replied, "That's a bunch of sour grapes!"
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! His fellow scarecrows were straw-struck by his talent.
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How do you organize a space party? You "planet" in advance! And don't forget to serve some "jupiter juice" for the aliens.
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! It couldn't "ketchup" with its emotions.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! It just needed a little support, like the rest of us.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Because, hey, who needs eyes when you can swim freely, right?
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Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All the fans left! They couldn't handle the "heat" of passion for their team anymore.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! We may be made of atoms, but they definitely know how to play tricks on us.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! This frosty fellow knows how to work it out in the cold.
Remember, folks, laughter is contagious, so spread the joy! Share these jokes with your friends, family, and even unsuspecting strangers. You never know whose day you might brighten. Life is too short to take seriously all the time, so take a moment to indulge in the absurd and let your laughter echo throughout the world. As Charlie Chaplin once said, "A day without laughter is a day wasted." So, go ahead, get your giggle on!
Bakari (Guest) on January 24, 2017
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 20, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Juma (Guest) on January 5, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on January 1, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 31, 2016
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 30, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Maida (Guest) on December 21, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
John Kamande (Guest) on December 19, 2016
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 15, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 13, 2016
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 10, 2016
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Majid (Guest) on December 9, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Chum (Guest) on December 8, 2016
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Amir (Guest) on December 3, 2016
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Binti (Guest) on November 28, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 26, 2016
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 24, 2016
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 20, 2016
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Nassar (Guest) on November 19, 2016
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 11, 2016
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 9, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Jaffar (Guest) on November 6, 2016
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 29, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 21, 2016
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on October 21, 2016
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2016
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Khatib (Guest) on October 10, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 7, 2016
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Masika (Guest) on October 6, 2016
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
David Ochieng (Guest) on September 29, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Shabani (Guest) on September 27, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 26, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Rehema (Guest) on September 21, 2016
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Latifa (Guest) on September 10, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 9, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 7, 2016
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Mwanais (Guest) on September 3, 2016
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 31, 2016
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Rahim (Guest) on August 29, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Khamis (Guest) on August 25, 2016
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Sharifa (Guest) on August 21, 2016
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Zakia (Guest) on August 19, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 10, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 2, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Arifa (Guest) on July 30, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 18, 2016
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 18, 2016
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Yahya (Guest) on July 12, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Salum (Guest) on July 3, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 2, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 1, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 8, 2016
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Warda (Guest) on June 8, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 5, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on June 1, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 31, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 31, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Warda (Guest) on May 30, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Rashid (Guest) on May 23, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค