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Wande
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Feb 17, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Raha
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Azima
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 14, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Salima
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Chum
Guest
May 19, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 15, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 2, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Amir
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Farida
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
