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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Farida
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Raha
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Neema
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Amir
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 27, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 22, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 18, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 9, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
