What lights up a stadium?

Omar (Guest) on April 5, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 3, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Khatib (Guest) on March 27, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 13, 2017

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 10, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Mustafa (Guest) on March 6, 2017

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 6, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Sekela (Guest) on March 4, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Rukia (Guest) on February 17, 2017

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Zulekha (Guest) on February 13, 2017

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 30, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Yusra (Guest) on January 28, 2017

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 2, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Asha (Guest) on December 21, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 18, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Omari (Guest) on December 12, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 10, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Mhina (Guest) on November 15, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 7, 2016

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Jamal (Guest) on November 4, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Shabani (Guest) on October 18, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Jamal (Guest) on October 12, 2016

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

George Mallya (Guest) on October 11, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 3, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 22, 2016

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Sarafina (Guest) on September 17, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Chum (Guest) on September 17, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Latifa (Guest) on September 10, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Makame (Guest) on September 8, 2016

😆 This one really got me!

Mariam (Guest) on August 26, 2016

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 26, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 18, 2016

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 15, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 10, 2016

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 7, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mzee (Guest) on August 7, 2016

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 5, 2016

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 4, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 3, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 3, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 29, 2016

😂 So funny!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 25, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Warda (Guest) on June 24, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Kahina (Guest) on June 11, 2016

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 10, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Jamal (Guest) on June 10, 2016

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 1, 2016

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 1, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 27, 2016

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 26, 2016

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Hekima (Guest) on May 24, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 22, 2016

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Khalifa (Guest) on May 8, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 6, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 30, 2016

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 17, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 15, 2016

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Mashaka (Guest) on April 12, 2016

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

John Lissu (Guest) on March 17, 2016

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 13, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡