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Joseph Njoroge
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Mar 11, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Halima
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Farida
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Neema
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Leila
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Halima
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Shamim
Guest
May 29, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 27, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 26, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Sharifa
Guest
May 25, 2016
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 20, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 19, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 11, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Omari
Guest
May 8, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Khadija
Guest
May 4, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Warda
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
