Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 11, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 5, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 31, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 27, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 21, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 18, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 17, 2017

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 30, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 30, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 25, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 23, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Fikiri (Guest) on December 10, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 5, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Salima (Guest) on November 28, 2016

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 25, 2016

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Jaffar (Guest) on November 25, 2016

🤣 This joke is too good!

Biashara (Guest) on November 24, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Shukuru (Guest) on November 19, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 14, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 12, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 12, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 12, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Salum (Guest) on November 9, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Hamida (Guest) on November 8, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 3, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Ali (Guest) on November 1, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Mgeni (Guest) on October 26, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 7, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Hamida (Guest) on October 4, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 25, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Shamim (Guest) on September 17, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 29, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Chiku (Guest) on August 9, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Halima (Guest) on August 4, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 3, 2016

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 29, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 26, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 26, 2016

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Jaffar (Guest) on July 15, 2016

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 11, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Maimuna (Guest) on June 22, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 18, 2016

😄 Perfect joke!

Farida (Guest) on June 18, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Halimah (Guest) on June 13, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 11, 2016

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 4, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 4, 2016

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 27, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 26, 2016

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Amina (Guest) on May 23, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Habiba (Guest) on May 10, 2016

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Selemani (Guest) on May 7, 2016

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Nassar (Guest) on April 30, 2016

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

George Tenga (Guest) on April 27, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Chiku (Guest) on April 25, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Rehema (Guest) on April 19, 2016

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 9, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 5, 2016

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Majid (Guest) on April 3, 2016

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 31, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️