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BABA: mwanangu kwenye huu mtihani uliofanya natumaini utafanya vizuri.
DOGO: ndio baba nitapata mia kwa mia.
BABA: kwanini unasema hivyo?.

DOGO: kwasababu jana kanisani tulifundishwa "Yesu ni jibu" kwahiyo kote nimejaza Yesu.
BABA: kwel kazi ipo
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