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Ungekua wewe ndio mama wa huyu mtoto ungemfanyaje?

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Kuna mtoto mmoja aliamka kutoka usingizini alipokuwa kalala na mama yake na kupiga kelele "mamaa" mama yake akaamka na kumwambia nin mwnangu mtoto akajibu "mama nimeota ndoto mbaya sana" ndoto gani hyo mwanangu mtoto akajibu "nimeota tumefungua shule"

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Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 7, 2024

Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😄

James Mduma (Guest) on July 2, 2024

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Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 1, 2024

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Ann Awino (Guest) on June 23, 2022

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Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 2, 2022

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Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 15, 2022

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Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 30, 2021

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 13, 2021

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Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 3, 2021

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Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 27, 2021

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Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 12, 2021

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Leila (Guest) on September 3, 2021

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James Malima (Guest) on August 11, 2021

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Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 30, 2021

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Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 22, 2021

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Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 6, 2021

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Jaffar (Guest) on June 13, 2021

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