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Jamaa: Mambo honey, upo ok?
Mrembo: Sipo ok my dear
Jamaa: Una tatizo gani baby?
Mrembo: Nimetoka hospitali kupima, nna mimba.
Jamaa: Weeh usiniletee balaa hiyo mimba imeingiaje wakati huwa tunatumia kinga?
MremboΒ Kwani nani kakwambia mimba ni yako, hebu tuliza mshono huo.

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