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What do you do if youโ€™re a fan of Draculaโ€™s?

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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿ†


Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŒ™

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Mhina (Guest) on September 5, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 1, 2024

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅ—

Abubakari (Guest) on August 26, 2024

They say 'donโ€™t try this at home,' so Iโ€™m coming over to your house to try it. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿก

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 17, 2024

Iโ€™m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐Ÿงฉ๐Ÿคฏ

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 5, 2024

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜ก

Ahmed (Guest) on July 25, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคง

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 21, 2024

Iโ€™ve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโ€™m thinking of making a few more. ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜œ

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 21, 2024

Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 16, 2024

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โšฝ๐Ÿง 

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 11, 2024

Dear math, Iโ€™m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿคฏ

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 7, 2024

๐Ÿ˜† Still cracking up!

Nashon (Guest) on June 28, 2024

๐Ÿ˜ƒ Mood instantly lifted!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 28, 2024

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐Ÿ•โœจ

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 27, 2024

Love this! Keep them coming! ๐Ÿ˜

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 16, 2024

I canโ€™t adult today. Please donโ€™t make me adult. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงธ

Zulekha (Guest) on June 15, 2024

I always give 100% at workโ€”12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜‚

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I love long walks, especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

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Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿน

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This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐Ÿ˜

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿ˜‚

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๐Ÿ˜„ You got me!

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿคฃ

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Thanks Ackyshine

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๐Ÿ˜ This just made my day!

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I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ”

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Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

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Sarcasm is the bodyโ€™s natural defense against stupidity. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ

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Whoever said money canโ€™t buy happiness didnโ€™t know where to shop. ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ›๏ธ

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How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

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What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŽป

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I donโ€™t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿคค

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How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโ€ฆ ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธโœ‰๏ธ

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๐Ÿ˜… I needed that laugh!

Mustafa (Guest) on February 7, 2024

I like long walksโ€”especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‹

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The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ˜‚

Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 30, 2024

Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 29, 2024

I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐Ÿ˜…

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 27, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ถ

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 21, 2024

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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿคฃ

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You know youโ€™re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

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How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ๐ŸŒฐ

Shamsa (Guest) on December 10, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

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