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Angalia huyu jamaa alivyowafanyia watu uhuni bar
Date: September 25, 2015
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Jamaa kaingia Bar;
Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,
Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe supu na kila mtu humu ndani mpe supu maana ninapokunywa supu kila mtu lazima anywe supu. Watu wakapewa supu tena safari hii wakapiga makofi.
Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe bili, na kila mtu humu ndani mpe bili maana wakati nalipa bili yangu kila mtu lazima alipe yake. Zogo lilianzia hapoβ¦β¦.
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