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Elizabeth Malima
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Sep 24, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 23, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 22, 2024
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 21, 2024
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 20, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Sep 18, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 17, 2024
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 2, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
😆 That punchline!
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Halima
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
🤣 This one got me good!
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Omar
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
🤣 Sending this now!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 23, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 14, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 4, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
😁 This is gold!
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
😆 Saving this one!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
😄 You got me!
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Victor Kimario
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Feb 19, 2024
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
😆 Totally hilarious!
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
😂 So funny!
