What did the teacher do at the beach?

Salima (Guest) on September 15, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 13, 2024

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Tambwe (Guest) on September 12, 2024

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 7, 2024

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mzee (Guest) on September 3, 2024

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Nashon (Guest) on August 21, 2024

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 8, 2024

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 3, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 28, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 27, 2024

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 25, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 18, 2024

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 18, 2024

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 3, 2024

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Juma (Guest) on June 28, 2024

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

John Lissu (Guest) on June 28, 2024

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 19, 2024

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Hawa (Guest) on June 18, 2024

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Zulekha (Guest) on June 18, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 16, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Nassar (Guest) on June 5, 2024

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

John Kamande (Guest) on May 20, 2024

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Kassim (Guest) on May 19, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Chiku (Guest) on May 18, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 15, 2024

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 13, 2024

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Zulekha (Guest) on April 27, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Abubakar (Guest) on April 25, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Halima (Guest) on April 10, 2024

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 9, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 30, 2024

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 26, 2024

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 18, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 12, 2024

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 8, 2024

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Baridi (Guest) on March 4, 2024

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 3, 2024

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 26, 2024

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Ahmed (Guest) on February 24, 2024

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Baraka (Guest) on February 15, 2024

😂 I’m saving this one!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 13, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 12, 2024

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Amir (Guest) on February 7, 2024

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 5, 2024

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 17, 2024

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Hawa (Guest) on January 14, 2024

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 11, 2024

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 9, 2024

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 3, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 23, 2023

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 21, 2023

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mgeni (Guest) on December 13, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Abdullah (Guest) on December 12, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 3, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Rashid (Guest) on November 28, 2023

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mchuma (Guest) on November 18, 2023

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 9, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 30, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Saidi (Guest) on October 21, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 8, 2023

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️