What do elves learn in school?

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 24, 2024

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 24, 2024

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Faiza (Guest) on September 19, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 16, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2024

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Athumani (Guest) on August 31, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 22, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 12, 2024

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 8, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Shani (Guest) on August 7, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 4, 2024

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Zubeida (Guest) on June 27, 2024

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Omari (Guest) on June 17, 2024

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Nassor (Guest) on June 13, 2024

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Maida (Guest) on June 5, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 2, 2024

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Amina (Guest) on June 1, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 27, 2024

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 4, 2024

🤣 Sending this now!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 3, 2024

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Fikiri (Guest) on April 29, 2024

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 29, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Kassim (Guest) on April 26, 2024

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 31, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Halimah (Guest) on March 18, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 6, 2024

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Shani (Guest) on February 11, 2024

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Abubakari (Guest) on February 9, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Baraka (Guest) on February 9, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 5, 2024

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

James Kimani (Guest) on February 3, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 28, 2024

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 23, 2024

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Nasra (Guest) on January 6, 2024

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Halima (Guest) on January 4, 2024

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 26, 2023

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Yusra (Guest) on December 24, 2023

😄 You got me!

Rubea (Guest) on December 18, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 18, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 17, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 13, 2023

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 5, 2023

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Salima (Guest) on November 27, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Makame (Guest) on November 27, 2023

😄 You got me good!

Abubakar (Guest) on November 20, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 14, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 9, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 2, 2023

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 2, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Mjaka (Guest) on October 25, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 19, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Latifa (Guest) on October 4, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Husna (Guest) on September 28, 2023

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 6, 2023

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Athumani (Guest) on September 5, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 4, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 1, 2023

😂 Sharing right away!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 1, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Fadhili (Guest) on August 30, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪