What do witches order at hotels? Broom service! π§Ήβ¨
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the idea of witches and their association with brooms. Instead of the usual room service, witches would humorously request "broom service" since brooms are often depicted as their mode of transportation. It adds a touch of whimsy and magic to the traditional hotel service, making for a playful and creative response. The broom emoji and sparkle emoji further enhance the magical atmosphere.
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 16, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 11, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 11, 2024
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 7, 2024
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Zakaria (Guest) on September 4, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Khadija (Guest) on September 2, 2024
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Mhina (Guest) on August 29, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Yusra (Guest) on August 25, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 17, 2024
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 5, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Sultan (Guest) on August 3, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Zuhura (Guest) on July 31, 2024
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Fikiri (Guest) on July 13, 2024
π Rolling on the floor!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 13, 2024
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 12, 2024
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Baridi (Guest) on July 9, 2024
π Laughing so hard right now!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 9, 2024
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Farida (Guest) on June 30, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 25, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Hassan (Guest) on June 24, 2024
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 23, 2024
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 22, 2024
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 15, 2024
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 2, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 1, 2024
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 26, 2024
π I had to share this with everyone!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 22, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
John Lissu (Guest) on May 1, 2024
π This is too funny!
Josephine (Guest) on April 25, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Bakari (Guest) on April 12, 2024
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 10, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 8, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 7, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 3, 2024
π What a joke!
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 2, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 24, 2024
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 19, 2024
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Selemani (Guest) on March 17, 2024
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Shukuru (Guest) on March 17, 2024
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 3, 2024
π I canβt stop laughing!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 1, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Mchuma (Guest) on March 1, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 27, 2024
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 26, 2024
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 10, 2024
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 9, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Mashaka (Guest) on January 30, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 20, 2024
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Chiku (Guest) on December 31, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 28, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Kassim (Guest) on December 22, 2023
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Zawadi (Guest) on December 20, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 19, 2023
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 18, 2023
π Canβt wait to share this!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 3, 2023
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Rahim (Guest) on November 2, 2023
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Fatuma (Guest) on October 26, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Nuru (Guest) on October 13, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 3, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Makame (Guest) on September 23, 2023
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³