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Kazija
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Sep 15, 2024
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Wande
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
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Asha
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
๐ Too good!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
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Amir
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
๐ Iโm dying!
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Hamida
Guest
May 20, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Hashim
Guest
May 18, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 18, 2024
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 11, 2024
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 9, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
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Asha
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
๐ This just made my day!
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Mchawi
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Chum
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
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Iโm still chuckling at this!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
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Leila
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Maida
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
