What did the hamburger name her daughter?

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 22, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 9, 2024

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 6, 2024

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Warda (Guest) on August 4, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 2, 2024

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Rahim (Guest) on July 29, 2024

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 28, 2024

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Ndoto (Guest) on July 11, 2024

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Rahim (Guest) on July 5, 2024

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Rehema (Guest) on June 25, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 22, 2024

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Majid (Guest) on June 20, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Rukia (Guest) on June 19, 2024

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Kheri (Guest) on June 19, 2024

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 19, 2024

😄 Nailed it!

Yusuf (Guest) on June 13, 2024

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 9, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 7, 2024

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 3, 2024

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Asha (Guest) on May 28, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 20, 2024

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Tabu (Guest) on May 19, 2024

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 17, 2024

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 22, 2024

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Rahma (Guest) on April 20, 2024

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 11, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 6, 2024

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 6, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Abdillah (Guest) on April 2, 2024

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 30, 2024

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 24, 2024

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 19, 2024

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Rahim (Guest) on February 14, 2024

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 13, 2024

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 5, 2024

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Omar (Guest) on January 31, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 25, 2024

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Maimuna (Guest) on January 22, 2024

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Zulekha (Guest) on January 17, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 14, 2024

😆 That punchline was epic!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 11, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 9, 2024

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Rubea (Guest) on January 7, 2024

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Rukia (Guest) on December 28, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 23, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 13, 2023

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Baridi (Guest) on December 10, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 9, 2023

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Abdillah (Guest) on November 26, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Mohamed (Guest) on November 15, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Habiba (Guest) on November 5, 2023

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 30, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Omari (Guest) on October 28, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 20, 2023

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Husna (Guest) on October 20, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Zakia (Guest) on October 18, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 13, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Baridi (Guest) on October 13, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Kheri (Guest) on October 11, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵