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What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„πŸ†


Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! πŸ˜„πŸŒ™

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Mhina (Guest) on September 5, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁πŸ₯—

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They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 17, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🀯

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 5, 2024

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! πŸ₯•πŸ˜‘

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How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ€§

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I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. πŸ™ˆπŸ˜œ

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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. πŸ€”πŸ’¬

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Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

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Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. πŸ“šπŸ€―

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πŸ˜† Still cracking up!

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πŸ˜ƒ Mood instantly lifted!

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What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πŸ•βœ¨

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 27, 2024

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

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I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

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I always give 100% at workβ€”12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... πŸ“…πŸ˜‚

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I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜œ

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I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

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Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πŸ’ΈπŸΉ

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This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. πŸ¦©πŸ˜‚

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πŸ˜„ You got me!

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. πŸ’‘πŸ€£

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Thanks Ackyshine

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😁 This just made my day!

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I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ“…πŸ”

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πŸ˜‚ Can’t wait to share this!

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Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. πŸ˜œπŸ’¬

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Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜πŸ›‘οΈ

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. πŸ’΅πŸ›οΈ

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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺ😜

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I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! βœˆοΈπŸ“±

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What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! πŸ‹πŸŽ»

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πŸ˜… I needed that laugh!

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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. πŸ€”

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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπŸ˜†

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How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

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