What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?

Zakia (Guest) on September 8, 2024

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 8, 2024

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Sultan (Guest) on September 6, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 31, 2024

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 27, 2024

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Mgeni (Guest) on August 25, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 22, 2024

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Jamal (Guest) on August 22, 2024

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 18, 2024

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Abdullah (Guest) on August 6, 2024

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Kahina (Guest) on July 30, 2024

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Mohamed (Guest) on July 28, 2024

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Issa (Guest) on July 28, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Amani (Guest) on July 22, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Saidi (Guest) on July 11, 2024

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Jabir (Guest) on July 9, 2024

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Khamis (Guest) on June 6, 2024

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 5, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Umi (Guest) on June 4, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Shani (Guest) on June 4, 2024

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

John Mushi (Guest) on May 19, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 10, 2024

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 1, 2024

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 24, 2024

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 21, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 11, 2024

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 11, 2024

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 7, 2024

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 3, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 26, 2024

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 24, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 10, 2024

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 5, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 3, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Mchuma (Guest) on February 29, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 25, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Muslima (Guest) on February 18, 2024

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 12, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Halima (Guest) on January 25, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Arifa (Guest) on January 16, 2024

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Baridi (Guest) on January 9, 2024

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Juma (Guest) on January 6, 2024

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 30, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Kiza (Guest) on December 29, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 26, 2023

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 26, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 20, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 18, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 29, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Shukuru (Guest) on November 26, 2023

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 11, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 8, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 6, 2023

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Warda (Guest) on November 5, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Asha (Guest) on November 3, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Juma (Guest) on November 2, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 4, 2023

😆 That punchline was epic!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 3, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 30, 2023

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒