Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 13, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 8, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Shukuru (Guest) on September 4, 2024

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Jabir (Guest) on September 3, 2024

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Mashaka (Guest) on August 10, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 8, 2024

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Mzee (Guest) on August 7, 2024

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 3, 2024

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 30, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 27, 2024

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Maneno (Guest) on July 19, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Raha (Guest) on July 6, 2024

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 6, 2024

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 30, 2024

😆 Still cracking up!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 28, 2024

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Jabir (Guest) on June 27, 2024

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 21, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Amina (Guest) on June 17, 2024

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 17, 2024

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 17, 2024

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 15, 2024

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 14, 2024

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Khamis (Guest) on June 12, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 6, 2024

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 2, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Asha (Guest) on June 2, 2024

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Rabia (Guest) on May 31, 2024

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 23, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Raha (Guest) on May 21, 2024

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 19, 2024

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

John Kamande (Guest) on May 19, 2024

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 14, 2024

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 4, 2024

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Khamis (Guest) on April 30, 2024

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 29, 2024

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 26, 2024

🤣 This one’s fire!

Bahati (Guest) on April 23, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 23, 2024

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Zakaria (Guest) on April 19, 2024

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 4, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Josephine (Guest) on March 28, 2024

😄 You got me good!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 26, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 20, 2024

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Bahati (Guest) on March 19, 2024

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mzee (Guest) on March 14, 2024

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Josephine (Guest) on March 7, 2024

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 7, 2024

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 4, 2024

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 19, 2024

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Chiku (Guest) on February 19, 2024

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Baraka (Guest) on February 17, 2024

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Sekela (Guest) on February 16, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 13, 2024

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 9, 2024

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 5, 2024

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 24, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 9, 2024

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 16, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 7, 2023

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮